Sweet-Pea
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over